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[enarms]

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[prettier]

Apparently doctors recommend getting five a day.

[enarms]

If that's the size of the intake anyone could afford to cut it down to three.

[prettier]

The trick is to start small and build up to the full intake. Once you've adjusted, you won't be happy with any less.

[enarms]

Oh. That seems like sound advice. Slip in a few baby carrots to start, then? Before building up to the lofty heights of multiple daily cucumbers.