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[enarms]

"John Watson's phone. I'm either busy or ignoring you, in which case you'll know who you are. Leave a message."

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[nineteenfortyfive]

[John will find a wrapped box on his doorstep with a decanter set neatly packed with tissue residing within, and a bottle of whiskey to fill it with. There's a note written on a page from a prescription pad sitting on top.]

Take 1-2 times daily as needed for the bloody absurdity that is Eudio.

[It's signed Claire Fraser, so it's legit.]

yells eternally and puts this here for no good reason

[enarms]

[ this is???? what is this. it's coming up to home with him is what it is, left all wrapped up until he can place it carefully down on the kitchen table and dig a little deeper. ... oh. oh my god. John stares at the note, unpacks a couple of glasses, the decanter. looks back to his prescription.

he's laughing when he digs his phone out of his pocket. ]

txt;

[prettier]

"Yes, that John Watson". Someone's embracing his fame.

So I've got a medical question.

[enarms]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do you. [ what have you done now Freddie ]

[prettier]

Or get them to beat you.

I need an opinion. Which is better: natural feel or longest lasting? Medically.

[enarms]

Medically, whichever's most likely to stop you catching anything.

[prettier]

[IMAGE UPLOADING]

[IMAGE UPLOADING]

Hmm, no. Neither of them mention that.

[enarms]

Oh, lube. The key info there is water vs silicone . From a medical standpoint I'd recommend silicone: plus sides are it's longer lasting (aptly named), stays slick, gentle on skin, can be used in water. Downsides are it's a pain to wash out and it can't be used with silicone toys.

Water based is alright for general use, fine vaginally, fine with toys, less ideal for anal. Absorbs into the skin, causes swelling, can result in increased micro tears.

[prettier]

Yes, I've got google. I've also had sex before. Jesus.

Out of those two. Which one's better for groups?

[enarms]

Ask a basic question get a basic answer.

They don't actually give us Best Lube 101 in med school.

[ professional detachment professional detachment professional detachment ]

Again, I'd recommend silicone.

[prettier]

Right, so silicone. More expensive, though.

Do you think a gallon's enough for say... a hundredish, for an evening?

[enarms]

[ i hate :) you :) i hate you :) ]

Couldn't say. You'd have to check with our sexual health team.

[prettier]

Do they have statistics for that? How about if we were lubing them all over?

I don't know, might take two gallons. What do you think?

[enarms]

I think this stopped being anything resembling a medical question at least two texts ago.

[prettier]

Which lube is safest if it gets in your eyes?

See, now I'm rethinking water based.

[enarms]

Or you could avoid giving one another lube eye baths.

[prettier]

Right, but these things happen when you're going for the prize. People get overexcited.

[enarms]

Lube in the eyes levels of overexcited. Right. You kids have fun.

[prettier]

I'm buying it for work, obviously, so the fun's not really for me.

[enarms]

[ ?????????????? ]

When did you become an official orgyniser?

1/3

[prettier]

It's not an orgy. Christ, John. Sunday night's Slippery Pole night at Cupid's.

[prettier]

Oh, right, I got a second job.

[prettier]

I mean it doesn't pay anything exactly, but they like me and the drinks are free. Want to come?

1/2

[enarms]

If you'd just said

[enarms]

I think I need a good twenty after that why not