[Regardless of where John lives currently, yet another package finds its way to his residence, Claire's handwriting addressing it to him by name. Inside the box is this monstrosity. But even better, below that resides this.
(Look, there's even a zipper so you don't have to take the whole thing off when nature calls!)
On the bottom of the box is a note that says I know it's early for Christmas, but I just couldn't wait any longer. Cheers!
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special delivery III: holiday special
(Look, there's even a zipper so you don't have to take the whole thing off when nature calls!)
On the bottom of the box is a note that says I know it's early for Christmas, but I just couldn't wait any longer. Cheers!
Unsigned, but you know damn well who sent it.]