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"John Watson's phone. I'm either busy or ignoring you, in which case you'll know who you are. Leave a message."

(text | voice | video | snail mail | action | honestly whatever)

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[ is this sarcasm or are you being genuine because honestly either way it's very sad

additionally: do we have to (and that's very rude) ]

You two seem pally these days. Would've thought a middle of the night cupboard raiding would put you off if nothing else could.

Pally might be pushing it, but I think we've gotten to know one another a little better than we did before. We've at least established that you and I are not secretly lusting after one another. So there should be a stop to those comments now that I've ruined all the fun.

Oh good, that conversation's been had. Glad he listens to you and not to me.

He was surprisingly sweet, if only for a little while. [PROBABLY THE PAIN MEDS but she won't get into that.]

That sounds like an accurate description of Freddie yeah. Wait for the claws.

I know. But it's nice to know that he can be human just like the rest of us.

I'm glad you found out the nice way. The constant stream of self-neglect tipped me off.

[ claire this is what he's salty about right now you definitely can't have nice things today ]

Is he suddenly a sore topic? I thought you'd be glad that we're getting along better than we once did. You remember that.

No, I am glad. Good. It's nice you're getting along.

Did it pain you to type that?

I promise, you're still my favourite.

Of course I am. And I always will be. I've got the means to kill off competition.

[That escalated quickly.]

Dare I ask?

A gun. I own a gun.

[ what's happening ]

That was a joke.

Which part?

The part where I'll kill off competition.

Just checking. Now I know the extent of your affections.

[A gun!!! That's new information, but she'll decline to comment on that bit.]

I can start shooting at potential usurpers if it'll make up for the lack of a card.

[ john...... let it die..... ]

It would make me feel special, but I'd rather you not go jail.

Knives are much more discreet.

A good point. I'll take it on board.

That's a good boy. You never fail to make me proud.

Exactly why I'm you favourite. 7:30?

7:30 if it's not likely to run into your bedtime.

You're worth a grouchy morning. See you later.

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