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[enarms]

Gladstone.
People are hurt. I'm a doctor.

[consulting]

That's hardly your fault.

SH

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Really. If you could tell me who else spent the better part of his young adult life earning a degree with my name on it, I'd like to hear it.

[consulting]

Simply, stating you're a bit quick to assist your kidnappers.
Besides, you hardly know most of the people.

SH

[enarms]

Again: Doctor.

[consulting]

People are always dying.

SH

[enarms]

Oh right good so I'll just sit back and let them shall I? Okay sounds like a plan.

[consulting]

Again: Kidnappers.
Does your hippocratic oath still apply underwater?

SH

[enarms]

Not everyone's a kidnapper. You and I aren't kidnappers. Would you want me to leave you in a puddle of your own blood just in case you're some elaborate kidnapper ruse?
doesn't matter either way.

[consulting]

[ wow john thats not foreboding ..... at all. god. ]

Depending on the ruse.

SH

[enarms]

For god's sake.

[consulting]

You're describing a kidnapper capable of a feat with that much precision.

You can't really be surprised that I'm interested in hearing about it.

SH

[enarms]

I was trying to make a point. Will you just stop?

[consulting]

First, you've deprived me of a pet - now hypothetical casework.

SH

[enarms]

Turns out I'm actually a little bit in the middle of something! I'll play criminal kidnapping mastermind for you later when the threat of maiming isn't quite so high

[consulting]

If you stayed indoors there'd hardly be a threat.

SH

[enarms]

We're not keeping one. I'll be back later. if it makes you feel any better you're free to start drafting out my headstone engraving

[consulting]

Confirmed Bachelor John Hamish Watson
'Maimed because he couldn't be arsed to stay indoors.'

That does look spectacular on a tombstone.

SH

[enarms]

Great. Sounds good. See you later.