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[enarms]

John Watson (41) Ex-military doctor. Yes, that John Watson.

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Comments

[prettier]

Well they can't all be selfies, you'll look like you've got no friends. I could help you take some. You've got the 'I don't look too much like a serial killer' one sorted. So you need another one, bit more sexy, proves you haven't just picked the first normal looking bloke you found on google images. And then if you go with women you need one in a suit. If you go with men, shirtless pic to send on request.

[enarms]

Bit of an expert, aren't you?

[ still. still. ]

A friend of an acquaintance is opening up a tailor soon. I won't have anything until then. I'll message you.

[prettier]

I've looked at a lot of rubbish profiles.

A friend of an acquaintance. Well, you're quite the social butterfly. And that's fine. We could probably fuck after, if you wanted.

[enarms]

Decided I liked it better in the chrysalis.

Good of you. I'll bear that in mind.

[prettier]

See that's why I left you a tick. That enthusiasm.

I'm Freddie.

[enarms]

I know. I can read too.

[ aren't you glad you're here Freddie ]

[prettier]

[Oh, ever so.]

Can you? Because I heard read aloud software was popular, you know, for the elderly.

[enarms]

[ you're bad ]

I've kept my eyes sharp.

[prettier]

Good to know some things are still functioning. How about your bedside manner?

[enarms]

A little rough around the edges.

[prettier]

Well, some people don't mind that.

[enarms]

Some people don't.

[prettier]

So why ex?

[enarms]

Not much use to the army with a limp and a bollocksed shoulder. Fine now.

[prettier]

Were you shot?

[enarms]

No, I ran into a low-hanging branch. A sharp twig got me.

[prettier]

I thought it might have been a nasty fall. Aren't doctors meant to stay out of the way of all that?

excuse the repeat performance, my laptop wigged out apparently asldkjf

[enarms]

There's not a lot of staying out of the way you can do when your unit's caught in fire. I was shot, yes.

I'll forgive you, this once.

[prettier]

I went with this lad from the navy once. Well, used to be in the Navy. Had part of both legs blown off so after that he couldn't sail anymore. Could probably float, though.

So what do you do now?

you're really too kind

[enarms]

That's rough. It's hard when it happens young.

I've just taken a job at the hospital here.

[ now back home is an entirely different issue and not one he'll be inviting into the conversation thanks a bunch ]

[prettier]

He was all right. Nothing wrong with the motion of his ocean.

What about back home?

[enarms]

Glad to hear it.

You ask a lot of questions.

[prettier]

I'm interested.

[He's bored]

[enarms]

Right. Presently unemployed.

[ is that boring enough that we can move on ]

[prettier]

PTSD? But you're working here. And you said you were fine now.