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[enarms]

John Watson (41) Ex-military doctor. Yes, that John Watson.

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Comments

[enarms]

Not really. I'm not as Victorian as people seem to expect me to be, gets me off the hook.

[crimsons]

Well, of course. As you say, it's obvious now. And that's a deliberate choice, to be less Victorian?

Still, someone must have been scandalised, for you to ward off shock in your profile?

[enarms]

No, I was never very Victorian. I'm that John Watson but not that John Watson. My best friend's still Sherlock Holmes but we live in the 21st century, always have done and presumably always will with this detour aside.

Someone picked up on it yeah. If anyone was scandalised it was me.

[crimsons]

But you were hoping to be incognito.

Due to your long history of dark, victorian deeds. You and your accomplice, Sherlock Homles?

[enarms]

Pardon

[crimsons]

Those terrible, notorious, victorian things you did. You know, the ones that meant the whole world learned your name.

Or was it more of a scandal at court? Yourself and someone... Sherlock Holmes? Getting victorian in a bedroom at the palace?

Allegedly, of course. I know how those rumours can spread.

[enarms]

You have absolutely no idea who any John Watson is, do you?

[crimsons]

Not the foggiest.

If you could explain 'victorian' that would also be a help.

[enarms]

A Victorian = anyone about during the reign of Queen Victoria, Queen of England back in the 1800s.

So were you taking the piss or just the most roundabout route possible to saying hello?

[crimsons]

Ah, the 1800s. That would explain it.

And the first of those sounds atrocious, so, hello.

Oh.

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[enarms]

Explain what?

Yeah, hi.

[crimsons]

I don't know any world where that's currently a century. Close, when it comes to England, and yet not quite.

An enthusiastic greeting. You must not be as bored as I am, tonight.

[enarms]

Oh? Wow. This place must've been quite a shock to the system when you first arrived.

Not quite as bored as you seem to be, no.

[crimsons]

It was and wasn't. Travelling between worlds isn't unheard of where I'm from, though almost impossible to do. I can't say I had expectations, though if I had I'm sure this would have confounded them.

Good. Then there must be more to you than a well known name and a former career?

[enarms]

Oh doubtless. This place has a knack for confounding expectations.

Must be. Though, not sure anything that quite measures up to being a prince.

[crimsons]

How has it confounded yours?

Princes are born. I can't say being one's much effort.

[enarms]

I wouldn't even know where to start.

No? Seems like almost too much effort in my time. Being born into a job can't be much fun.

[crimsons]

That's both an intriguing and frustrating answer.

Fortunately, I was also born with an innate aptitude for fun.

[enarms]

Sorry. It's a long list full of even longer stories.

Suppose that balances things out.